If your child has drowned, don't be a douche and leave standing water everywhere. Be courteous and tidy up before emergency workers arrive. And would it hurt you to brush your hair, dab on some lip gloss or do some dishes? Maybe make some cookies....nothing says "Welcome to my home, my near-dead child is out back but consider me at your service" like a plate of freshly baked snicker doodle cookies.
Mmmmmmmm.
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Hey, I did tidy up before the emergency workers showed up and I got my ass busted for, how did they put it.. "compromising a crime scene." Geez, try to make the place a little more homey be removing some blood stains and fingerprints, maybe doing some vaccuming and they get all upity on you.
I see where you messed up....you didn't bake anything. Next time you kill someone, run down to the bakery and get a dozen...make that 4 dozen donuts. They'll be clapping you on the back and calling you a hero within the hour.
She was clearly setting her sights too low. I would have sued God for created water.
that's why I like you Dyck....you think outside her box.
no wait...
You'd think without the kid to take care of, she'd have time to fix her hair.
she's too busy kicking pregnant women in the belly, taking candy from babies and running over 103-year-old ladies who just got out of the hospital to worry about her appearance...
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